iron man, which features, wait for it, black sabbath's "iron man." wow. that's totally not gay or cheesy or ridiculous or lame at all. way to go, jon favreau.
also, when is spielberg going to grow a set and become a man? indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull. for real? like, for real real? um, why? is this some sort of tie-in w/ magic: the gathering? i realize it's indiana jones, but still, "kingdom of the crystal skull"? uuuuugh. it's like this: you're on a date and you're going to go see this movie and you're in line and you walk up and, really, what're you going to say? "two for indiana jones and the-- er, yeah, indiana jones, please." you're not going to say "kingdom of the crystal skull" in front of yr date! why? b/c it's G A Y and almost totally obliterates chances of seduction. but spielberg doesn't think in such terms. his only concern is appealing to the mclovins of the world and to the academy.
but i'll take this opportunity to make it official: i'm going to write a movie about a superhero who kills all other superheroes. because it must be done.
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