8.09.2007

another nugget of celebrity wisdom

apparently, today is brilliant celebrity quotes day. this next one, on relationships and male biology, comes from kate hudson, the gena rowlands of our time. quoth:

"As primal beings, men are not supposed to be monogamous.

"When people ask, 'Do you believe in monogamy?' Well, of course that's what you want.

"But part of what I love about men is that it's hard for them to be monogamous.

"Women, I think, need to spend more time understanding men than changing men.

"And vice versa."

wow. so deep. so deep. see, what she's saying is, men are biologically incapable of monogamy. in the spirit of kate's great logic, i'm going to cease shitting in the toilet. because shitting in the toilet isn't natural. from here on out, it's turds in the trousers-- wherever, whenever. wait! no more trousers, either! trousers aren't natural! and sometimes it is hard not to shit your pants. you're hurtin' and you're squirtin' and a potty isn't at the ready-- these things happen. so to avoid that mess altogether, why not just give up that "whole bathroom" thing? god. so simple. so. just-- empowering. thanks, kate.

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1 comment:

tannymc said...

i can't wait to include this in my next book, "everything i needed to know in life i learned from that chick from Almost Famous"