dear april bowlby:
hi. marry me?
pros:
i'm a great listener
a hard worker
great guitar player
chivalrous
easy going for the most part
enjoy ankle-splitting walks on the beach
have a sexy voice
and have been told i'm excellent at oral sex
have excellent manners
i rarely let the bathroom get out of hand, dirt- and scum-wise
i also have a good fashion sense and never wear white socks to bed and/or during teh sez; hell, i rarely wear socks at all, let alone white ones
cons:
i've been known to have lazy spells
can be argumentative
depressed (but i try to hide it)
kthx
ps, we would have beautiful children together. just a thought.
kthxbye
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