what the motherfuck, STEVE?

so the apple keynote address was today, where an anorexic notebook was introduced, itunes movie rentals was introduced, and an upgrade for the iphone was introduced.  oh, yeah, an upgrade for the touch was unveiled, too-- for $20.  

are you out of your fucking mind, jobs?  it isnt enough that i paid $430 for the touch, now i have to pony up $20 for shit that shouldve been on there to begin w/ (mail, stocks, weather, blah blah blah)?  why is it that w/ iphone early adopters you gave them $100 "store credit," but w/ the touch early adopters you just insist we bend over and toss the lube out the window?  is there something else bundled in this upgrade?  is the $20 to keep safari from crashing?  is it to keep the player from crashing while using safari?  is it going to magickally install two more gigs?  no?  then WTF STEVE?