ive been listening to nothing but guns n roses lately and so naturally, ive picked up slashs autobiography and the new axl biography by mick wall. i just started axls biography and am nearly done w/ slashs. if youre curious about slash but dont want to wade neck-deep through the dark matter, allow me to sum it up:
smack, coke, blow jobs under the table in a shitty mexican joint, fifth of jack, coke, smack, jack, jack, cop smack, slam smack, coke, blow job, axls a fucking weirdo, smack, fat rails, thin rails, blow job, axls a dick, coke, cop smack, fix smack, reckless driving, jack, blow job, teabagged by tommy lee, axls a fucking dick, smack, blow, jack, jack, smack, coke, arrested, totally mindblowing random act of kindness from axl, holy shit someone od'd, jack, speedballing, cop smack, fat rails, speedballing, little demons all over the place, intervention, rehab, withdrawal, fiend smack, cop smack, mmmm smack, coke, speedballing, really fucking disturbing anecdote involving james hetfield "skullfucking some girl" in slashs room, axl freaking the motherfuck out, riot, steven adler totally junked out, jack, coke, kick steven adler out, izzys out like a light, motherfucking axl, blow job, "wheres izzy?", matt sorum hates axl, gilby fucking clarke?, fucking motherfucking axl, riot, riot, riot, motherfucker, fiend smack, cop smack, fat rails w/ some pr0n chick, overdose, another mindblowing act of random kindness from axl, goddamn it, fucking axl goddamn rose, leave the band, then everyone leaves the band, axls a dick but only slash has earned the right to call him that and will beat anyone elses ass who calls him one.
in a word: (fucking) awesome. heres the original line up totally fucking pwning you w/ a live rendition of "welcome to the jungle" back in '88:
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